She moved like a poem and smiled like a sphinx.
while lies dance upon her lips
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if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

thehomestucklover:

miss-nerdgasmz:

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

Yes please oh my lord yes! This is a fantastic question to ask!

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

I hate girls at schools

This chick came up to me and rudely asked me to move because she wanted to sit there. 1. I’m here first with my friend 2. You don’t sit here at all i have for awhile

Can someone message me that plant ecosystem with old man that had only been watered once and was still growing ?
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